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The exam

One night four college students stayed out late, partying and having a good time. They paid no mind to the test they had; scheduled for the next day and didn't study.


In the morning,  they hatched a plan to get out of taking their test. They covered themselves with grease and dirt and went to the Dean's office.A t once they got there, they said they had been to a wedding the previous night and on their way back, they got a flat tyre and had to push the car back to the campus.


The Dean listened to their tale of woe and thought of what to do. He offered them a retest three days later. They thanked him and accepted his offer.


When the test day arrived, they went to the Dean. The Dean put them all in separate classes for the test. They were fine with it since they had all studies hard.

Then they saw the test, it had just two questions.


             QUESTION 1

  Your name__________(1 point)


             QUESTION 2

Which tyre burst?_______________ (99 points)

Options (a) Front Right (b) Front left (c) Back Left (d) Back Right.

                  Lessons to learn;

 Always be reaponsible and truthful, being cozen isn't being wise. The both of them has big difference.

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